Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Weekly Video Game Releases

This week we see three major game release: Shadows of the Damned, F.E.A.R. 3, and Dungeon Siege 3.


Shadows of the Damned is a third person shooter/horror game that places you in hell while chasing your girlfriend. Filled with goat heads, one-eyed flying monsters, demons, and a floating skull named Johnson, it's by far one of the weirdest and most unique games you will ever play.


F.E.A.R. 3 is the third installment in the first-person shooter/horror franchise F.E.A.R. You play as Point Man, a science experiment gone wrong, in an attempt to save the world from inevitable doom. In FEAR 3, your main goal is to stop the monster from having her demon child. If you don't mind pissing your pants once in a while, this is a must play.


Dungeon Siege 3 is a dungeon crawler. Nothing more to really say about it. You can play single player or cooperatively, fighting medieval creatures and looting everything in your path.

Look for reviews on Shadows of the Damned and F.E.A.R. 3 to be posted shortly, along with reviews from strengthgamer.com.

L.A. Noire "Nicholson Electroplating" DLC Out Now

Ready for more Cole Phelps? Do you miss his awkward movements and horrible detective work? You're in luck! The DLC case for L.A. Noire, “Nicholson Electroplating” is now available for download via PlayStation Network and Xbox LIVE!. For holders of the Rockstar Pass, the case is now unlocked for download at no extra charge (besides the one you paid for the Rockstar Pass).


About Nicholson Electroplating Case


This case places Cole Phelps and Biggs at the site of a destroyed Nicholson Electroplating plant. Facing only rubble and destruction, there are more than a few unanswered questions. What caused the explosion? What were the employees working on? Where are Dr. Harold McLellan and his female assistant? Is that the Spruce Goose?! It's your job to answer these questions in typical Cole Phelps style.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

University of Oregon 2011-12 Bowl Game Possibilities


The Football Bowl Association has announced the entire list of bowl games for this coming football season. Out of the 35 of them, there are seven that will most likely be represented by a PAC-12 team. They are as follows:

  • New Mexico Bowl (Sat., Dec. 17, 11 a.m. on ESPN) – Pac-12 No. 7 vs. MWC
  • MAACO Bowl Las Vegas (Thu., Dec. 22, 5 p.m. on ESPN) – Pac-12 No. 5/6 vs. MWC
  • Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl (Wed., Dec. 28, 5 p.m. on ESPN) – Pac-12 No. 3 vs. Big 12
  • Valero Alamo Bowl (Thu., Dec. 29, 6 p.m. on ESPN) – Pac-12 No. 2 vs. Big 12
  • Hyundai Sun Bowl (Sat., Dec. 31, 11 a.m. on CBS) – Pac-12 No. 4 vs. ACC
  • Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl (Sat., Dec. 31, 12:30 p.m. on ESPN) – Pac-12 No. 5/6 vs. Army
  • Rose Bowl Game presented by VIZIO (Mon., Jan. 2, 2 p.m. on ESPN) – Pac-12 No. 1 vs. Big Ten
There are also of course the BCS bowls - Rose, Fiesta, Sugar, Orange, and the National Championship games.

My money is on the University of Oregon to be in the National Championship game again. Go Ducks!

Monday, June 20, 2011

NHL 12 "Be A Pro" Mode Will Set the Standard

NHL 12 Be a Pro RevampedThe release date of NHL 12 is set for September 13, 2011. Believe me when I tell you, this game is going to be awesome. More specifically the new "Be A Pro" Mode (Be A Pro is the NHL series' Career Mode). Since 2009 EA sports has featured Be A Pro in it's games. In 2009, the fact that it existed made it amazing, but there was still much to be desired. In 2010, the game was great, although unrealistic and most importantly too hard to upgrade a player. However, in 2011 EA nailed the attribute improvement. So, with new and improved gameplay and an excellent system for upgrading players (Yes MLB11: The Show, it is important to be able to upgrade your player) what else is there to do?

They brainstormed, and they came up with the new EA Sports Action Tracker. It's like "Simulate to next appearance" in MLB, only better... In case you can't tell, I wasn't a big fan of the MLB Career Mode. The feature simulates to the players next shift in the game. Also a new addition, players have to earn their ice time with all new player tasks:


By achieving your goals, the coaches reward you with ice time. Fail miserably, and you'll get less ice time than George Parros. You may ask, "Well, who is George Parros?" My answer... EXACTLY. This game mode is going to be amazing. Excellent Gameplay. New live goalies, goalie fighting, better hitting mechanics. A great attribute upgrading system, new in-game goals... and ultimately Lord Stanley's Cup. EA hasn't even clued us in on all the details of the new features. This game looks like a top notch sports simulation game and, in my opinion, will easily rival Madden this year. Basically, if you haven't gotten the message and you are still reading: NHL 12 Be A Pro will be awesome. Keep your eye out for more on the NHL series in the future...

You stay classy San Diego

University of Oregon Football lack Text Message Records


According to a recent article by Rachal Bachman of The Oregonian, reports requested from the University of Oregon are missing one key detail - text messages. When the Oregon Public Record's Law was inacted in 1961, they had no way of knowing that text messages would exist. Due to this, the law does not require records to be kept of SMS messages.

While attention has been brought to this situation, and the law will most likely be changed, confusion is at an all-time high. How are records supposed to be kept? Should every athlete and individual surrounding the organization be required to save every text? The cell phone companies themselves don't archive them as the servers would explode.

Who knew that text messaging would be the future of crime.

 For more on this topic, click here.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Manliest Image Ever - Hitman Absolution Delivers


Thanks to the video game art geniuses over at deadendthrills.com for the above image. It is taken from Hitman: Absolution and is now the wallpaper on my phone.

I don't think anything can be more manly than a rattlesnake wrapped around a handgun (probably a .48 cal).

Friday, June 17, 2011

Female Commander Shepherd? Ah Hell No


Don't get me wrong, I'm all about women's rights. In fact, I'm such a strong supporter of equality that I don't even open doors for women (okay, I do - but you get the point). Is that box too heavy? Go lift some weights - that's what I do. The way I look at it is like this: if everyone wants to be treated equally, I'm going to treat them equally. No special treatment.

Which leads me to the point of this article. In the collector's edition of the upcoming Bioware release, Mass Effect 3, the box art is going to portray both a male and a female version of Commander Shepherd, despite the fact that both Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 are littered with the male portrayal of Shepherd. This is absolutely ridiculous in my opinion, and to be brutally honest is changing the way I look at the franchise as a whole.

I understand that one has the ability to create a female version of the main character. Thing is, for the last four years, both gamers and the media have widely portrayed Shepherd as male. A badass, intergalactic male Commander whose sole purpose in life is to stop the world from being destroyed. Just because one may imagine Shepherd as a female in their minds, doesn't mean the trilogy and the story were built around this ideal. Everything from game trailers to gameplay videos, from posters to desktop wallpapers, to the character's default first name - John - clearly define the protagonist as a man. And a manly man at that.

When I think of the Mass Effect trilogy I think of Commander John Shepherd. A 6 foot 2 inch tall, dark haired male with 22 inch biceps. I simply don't think of Commander Josephine Shepherd, a 5 foot 6 inch red head with a 36 inch waist line. As I mentioned before, this has nothing to do with me viewing women as an unequal sex. It's simply due to the fact that I have been brainwashed into believing Commander Shepherd is a male (which he technically is by default), and Bioware is now deciding to change it. On their final installment of this epic trilogy.

Do I think this is going to ruin the game? Absolutely not. Does it slightly change the way I view the trilogy as a whole? I'm going to go with a solid 'maybe'. You can't just change the sex of the main character on the box art and get away with it. I have the option of creating a female Hawke from Dragon Age 2, but I guarantee they won't be releasing Dragon Age 3 with Hawke portrayed as a female. Commander Shepherd by default is male and the story behaves as if this is true - there is no real room for change.

Bottom line is this: Commander Shepherd's default name is John. The two percent female gamer population should just have to deal with it.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Vancouver Riot Yields Manliest Man Ever

Following the Stanley Cup loss to the Boston Bruins, Vancouver Canucks fans rioted. Destroying the streets of Vancouver, the riot is one of the worst reactions to a sports loss we have ever seen.

Yet in the midst of all this turmoil, one man rose to the occasion. Rather than fight and destroy, this individual found a hot chick - and got his groove on.


You sir, have earned yourself a nomination for the "Manliest Man of 2011" award. To be perfectly honest, I don't see how this can be beaten. 

Look at those legs...

UPDATE: We have decided to hold a caption contest with the above photo. Submit your caption in the comment section below, and the winner will win something awesome. 

Madden 12 Hall of Fame Cover Art and Specs


Madden '12 is right around the corner. To celebrate Marshall Faulk's induction to the NFL Hall of Fame, EA Sports is releasing a Madden '12 Hall of Fame Edition. What will this include? Well, let me tell you:

-Only 125,000 copies will be available
-A Marshall Faulk hand-signed Panini Trading Card (one lucky 360 and PS3 owner will receive a solid 18K gold signed card)
-An exclusive Madden Ultimate Team Platinum Pack set of trading cards featuring Marshall Faulk, Barry Sanders, Jerry Rice, Rod Woodson, Eddie George, Michael Vick, Donovan McNabb, Ray Lewis, Shaun Alexander, Vince Young, Larry Fitzgerald, Troy Polamalu, and Drew Brees


Both Madden '12 ($59.99) and Madden '12 Hall of Fame ($89.99) editions will be available August 30th, 2011. This may just be the only NFL Football we get to see this year!

Workout Tip of the Week

Spending a lot of time working on your chest? Make sure to focus on your shoulders. One of the most common shoulder injuries occurs when your chest becomes too strong and your shoulders can't carry the weight. Overhead shoulder press, lateral raise, and frontal raise is all you need to prevent an injury to your rotator cuff.

The more you know!

Oregon Ducks' Cliff Harris Suspended Indefinitely


Cited for a speeding ticket at almost double the speed limit earlier this week (118 in a 65), Cliff Harris has been suspended indefinitely.

Coach Chip Kelly stated that Cliff Harris will miss the season opener against LSU. He also claimed that, “Cliff’s future clearly is in Cliff’s hands. Until Cliff is able to conform to the same standards all of us must comply with, his status will remain unchanged.”

To make matters worse, the Nissan Altima Cliff Harris was driving was a rental car, rented by a University of Oregon employee. Oh Cliff, how you slay me.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Sports- A New Champion

It was set to be a classic. The Vancouver Canucks, the Presidents Trophy winner, the western powerhouse, the star-studded team, the team that represented all of Canada against The Boston Bruins. A team on a journey, two men over 35 years old, a team battling injuries, an original 6 team, a team who hadn't won since 1972, a team on the road, America's team. Both anthems were belted and the puck dropped in Vancouver around 8:10 est to a sold out Roger's Arena.

This whole series had been a tale of goaltending. Tim Thomas a 38 year old man who many thought already wrapped up the Conn Smythe Trophy vs. Roberto Luongo who has a gold medal in his pocket, but had played less than spectacular in this Finals. The first period was intense and nerve wracking, big hits delivered, tight defense, and good goaltending. It looked to be a defensive battle until Patrice Bergeron fired a one-timer into the net on a sexy pass from Brad Marchand who has one of the biggest noses in the league. And unfortunately for LUUUUU and the rest of Vancouver, it did not stop there. The Bruins spanked Vancouver in their own building. Marchand had 2 goals and an assist, Bergeron had 2 goals, and Tim Thomas stayed strong with his third shutout of the series.

The Stanley Cup was given to 6ft 9in. slovak Zdeno Chara who next to Gary Bettman looked like Big Foot with his beard, except pictures of Chara come out clear and not blurry. He hoisted Lord Stanely's Cup and screamed with happiness, then handed it off to Mark Recchi who screamed, "Fucking Right!" as the 43 year old held the cup to enjoy his last game in the NHL. It was a mediocre game 7, but a great hockey year. There were ups and downs, suspensions and successes, injuries and comebacks, but no doubt a year to remember.

More analysis to come for this hockey year, but to leave you all tonight with one last reason why hockey is the greatest sport in the world, and why the BEAUTIFUL Stanley Cup is the hardest trophy in sports to win I leave you with this video from CBC. Keep it Real, Keep it Fresh, Keep it Real Fresh goodnight and enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7IFyzluY-g


The Manliest Way to Name Your Kid



And look at that beard. Manly.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Man Fuel: Garlic and Red Pepper Rib-eye Steaks

I am a man. I live like a man. Also, I EAT like a man.

On the menu tonight is Garlic and Red Pepper Rib-eye Steaks, with mashed potatoes and cheddar broccoli.

Instructions:

Buy a rib-eye. Pour some Worcestershire sauce on that shit. Slam some garlic and red pepper flake on there. Turn your grill on crazy hot, and cook that meat until it's done just right. If you actually do have balls, you'll like it a little pink inside.

Yeah, that's an innuendo.




I can already feel my testosterone flowing.

Duke Nukem Forever Metacritic Scores: The King is Dead


Metacritic, a conglomerate site for review scores, has finally allowed scores for the recently released Duke Nukem Forever (PS3, X360, PC). What are they you ask? Let me show you.

Playstation 3 - 58/100
Xbox 360 - 51/100
PC - 62/100

Our partner site, StrengthGamer.com is still working on their review. Look for it to be posted tomorrow (June 15th). Hopefully it won't be as bad as the rest of the world is claiming it to be.

Former Blazer Rich Cho Hired as Bobcat GM



Just three short weeks after being released as the General Manager of the Portland Trail Blazers, Rich Cho has been named the GM of the Charlotte Bobcats. Rod Higgins, the former GM was promoted to President of Basketball Operations.

Ending the 2010-2011 season with a less-than-stellar record of 34-48, this year's draft is going to be critical for the Bobcats. Should be interesting to see what Rich Cho can do with this franchise.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Now THIS is Eating like a Man

There are certain times in a man's life where we stop thinking about sex. These times are rare, but trust me - they happen. One of those moments happened to me while watching this amazing concoction come to life.


You have no idea how badly I want to eat that right now.

Cliff Harris, UO Football Player, Cited for Speeding


According to Oregon State Police, Cliff Harris, best known for his punt returning ability, was cited driving 118 mph in a 65 mph zone today. While this normally isn't a huge deal, Cliff was driving with a suspended license. I'm not entirely sure why he decided to drive with a suspended license, let alone at twice the allowed speed limit, but hey - I ain't his daddy.

While the details are fairly strong he was driving a Nissan Altima, one witness claims he was simply dressed up as an Altima and was running that fast. I saw him run last year, and that wouldn't surprise me.

LeBron James Passes Blame to God


In case you were too busy watching "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" last night, I'm here to tell you that the Dallas Mavericks won the NBA Finals last night. After the game emotions were high, with many of the Dallas players crying from happiness, while the Heat wimpered in shame. While the majority of the Heat players blamed the loss on poor performance and the simple fact that the Mavs were a better team, LeBron James had this to say via Twitter:


"The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time."


I have news for you LeBron - God doesn't give a shit about your performance during the NBA Finals.

Duke Nukem Forever Out Tomorrow


Ah yes, the King is back. Duke Nukem forever will be available in stores tomorrow, June 14th, 2011. Featuring both single and multiplayer, along with the ridiculous one-liners and over-the-top humor of the Duke, this is the ultimate man game.

Look for updates here in the coming days, along with a review of Duke Nukem Forever at www.strengthgamer.com.

Tim Thomas Rules

Tim Thomas, the goalie for the Boston Bruins, will win the Con Smythe trophy regardless of who wins the Stanley Cup.

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